I don’t know what happened. I saw a sign for a Nursing Room, and I just put one foot inside to take a quick peek, and then an alarm went off and lights started flashing, and the entire building had to be evacuated, which seemed a little over the top.
And then they made me stand in front of the Baby God for 15 minutes in penance before anyone could go back inside.

Motherhood, you can never go back.