After Halloween, the whole point of candy is power.
Remember emptying your bag on your bed or on your floor like you won the lotto?
Did you sort your riches too? Did you bag them separately? Did you hoard them until the snow melted and they grew stale?
What about candy trading? That’s the ultimate power trip. Especially if you have younger siblings; they–who don’t know the value of select items.
My oldest asks what I’ll give for his Butterfinger.
Yes, even though I am a Mom–the ultimate power figure–I am still subject to candy power. But I brandish it as well.
Haven’t heard of it?
Candy tax is what you impose for all the help you give on Halloween… basically things you do on other days for free: like fixing dinner, driving kids around town, tucking them in.
It can also be used in the days and weeks after Halloween as a penalty.
Leaving your laundry on the floor?
Fighting with your brother.
Candy tax. Times two!
Be creative, parents. The power is yours.
Right now I’m sitting in bed with all the leftover candy from what we gave out. I call out the favors I need, and kids magically arrive to do them–in exchange for something in the basket.
No, taking my workout bag upstairs is not worth a Twix bar. I only have one.
What about two tootsie rolls and a mini Milky Way?
…There’s power in candy, people. Tap it.
(And don’t even tell me that you were raised by socialists who made you pour your hard-earned candy into a family bowl to be shared by all.)
Kelly Salasin, November 1, 2011
ps. I eat Fair Trade candy most every other day of the year; and often share.